It's Yusuke Urameshi, bitch

shuichiminamino:

shuichiminamino:

… but the sexy thing and the mirror only makes me wonder why Shizuru’s opinion matters to you. Is there something secret going on between you and Shizuru which allows her to know your personal life so intimately? She’s very good at denying everything, so what are you covering up?

It’s never worth the effort of being jealous when stealing the prize is so much quicker and entertaining. So, when there is no prize I’d want to steal, why would I be jealous?

I need new friends.

No seriously. My ego. It’s taking such a blow…

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

shuichiminamino:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

I guess if I was sleeping with my boss.

I’d forget too.

Well, didn’t take you long to jump back on that.

Good, old reliable Shizuru, huh?

She does have a smart phone with Tumbling capabilities.

I…

I got myself a smart phone too but uh…haven’t been using it for this. 

Come to think of it, I…don’t know why I got it…

and if you say anything about phone sex or sexting I swear to god…

And Shizuru, are you saying that we need to “come out into the light” so you can watch? you dirty, dirty pervert.

LULZ, I don’t have to say anything.  You’re the one that brought up phone sex and sexting.

I said out of the closet.  You can stay in the office as you were before, strewn over Koenma’s desk. 

Haha, Koenma is fine.  I’ll admit that.  But you?  Don’t flatter yourself, doofus.  I’m creative~ although it does get messy sometimes…  I have standards.  You don’t make the cut, SORRY.

Ouch. With all this negativity towards my appearance, I’m even LESS inclined to listen to you.

Excuse me while I spend the next few hours preening in front of the mirror. :|

don’t even fucking lie. I am a sexy beast.

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

shuichiminamino:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

I guess if I was sleeping with my boss.

I’d forget too.

Well, didn’t take you long to jump back on that.

Good, old reliable Shizuru, huh?

She does have a smart phone with Tumbling capabilities.

I…

I got myself a smart phone too but uh…haven’t been using it for this. 

Come to think of it, I…don’t know why I got it…

and if you say anything about phone sex or sexting I swear to god…

And Shizuru, are you saying that we need to “come out into the light” so you can watch? you dirty, dirty pervert.

http://shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara.tumblr.com/post/3263196170/subtitles-i-am-no-longer-ashamed-i-love-you#notes

Touya agrees that you would make a great motivational speaker. You can talk about coming out of the closet, become a real poster boy - think about it.

I…what…

I-…tell ya what, I’m…I’m just gonna go,

gonna grab something to eat, gonna sleep for the next twenty-four hours

and uh…

uh…

I’ll get back to you on that one…

Whoops, hey guys, forgot this existed…

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

I guess if I was sleeping with my boss.

I’d forget too.

Well, didn’t take you long to jump back on that.

Good, old reliable Shizuru, huh?

Whoops, hey guys, forgot this existed…
Reblog/like this if you can be egocentric?

shuichiminamino:

I’m curious how many people will admit to this.

botanthegrimreaper:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

botanthegrimreaper:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

botanthegrimreaper:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

oyusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

Aaw, I’m not your favorite anymore. How sad.

excuse me while I endlessly rejoice.

I could make you a priority if you’d like. Don’t you worry, I’m on…

:|

Seriously, Kurama?

You’re hopping on this game too?

Hnnng.

Well no, Koenma hasn’t drained that spirit out of me. So fuck off, alright?

>|

/Giggles/ Its just playful teasing ^__^

Ch, “playful”.

Riiight.

/Barely shoves/ Stop, negativity is Hiei’s job. /Stick tongue out/

Well, he’s not exactly here right now, is he?

And if he was, apparently I would be trying to get it on with him. ffff.

At least you admit it. Oh calm down, we’re just playing… What, Mr. Tough Guy can’t take a few giggles at his expense? /Laughs/

:|

I think I’ve taken a few more than a few, frankly.

keikoyukimura:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

keikoyukimura:

jinthewindmaster:

keikoyukimura:

jinthewindmaster:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

keikoyukimura:

botanthegrimreaper:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

shallowfangirl:

theslowpokewell:

Broom Man!
I have to clean :(

Care Bear Girl. AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH

Bed Chick?  Oh, the irony.

I got the same one! /Giggles madly/ I guess I’m comfy!

 Notebook girl? o.O

I’m the candy man, guys.

Ice cream… man? ….. -.o

 Can I have some ice cream then?

/offers ice cream over to Keiko/ If ya’d like some candy toppings, ya can always see Urameshi for that apparently. O.o

 /Takes ice cream, smiling brightly/ Thanks! That actually sounds like a good idea, if he’s here..

…It’s probably too late BUT I’M HERE NOW! You can have all the candy toppings you want~

 Yeah it kinda is too late. But I’ll take some candy anyway, and just eat it without the ice cream./ smiles brightly/

Gummy candies or hard candies?
Chocolates or fruity stuff?

LESSE:
We’ve got strawberry candies, sour apple fruit chews, starburst
dove chocolates, chocolate pocky
strawberry pocky
chocolate chips and oreos too.
Any of that stuff tickle your fancy?

keikoyukimura:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

keikoyukimura:

jinthewindmaster:

keikoyukimura:

jinthewindmaster:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

keikoyukimura:

botanthegrimreaper:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

shallowfangirl:

theslowpokewell:

Broom Man!

I have to clean :(

Care Bear Girl. AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH

Bed Chick?  Oh, the irony.

I got the same one! /Giggles madly/ I guess I’m comfy!

 Notebook girl? o.O

I’m the candy man, guys.

Ice cream… man? ….. -.o

 Can I have some ice cream then?

/offers ice cream over to Keiko/ If ya’d like some candy toppings, ya can always see Urameshi for that apparently. O.o

 /Takes ice cream, smiling brightly/ Thanks! That actually sounds like a good idea, if he’s here..

…It’s probably too late BUT I’M HERE NOW! You can have all the candy toppings you want~

 Yeah it kinda is too late. But I’ll take some candy anyway, and just eat it without the ice cream./ smiles brightly/

Gummy candies or hard candies?

Chocolates or fruity stuff?

LESSE:

We’ve got strawberry candies, sour apple fruit chews, starburst

dove chocolates, chocolate pocky

strawberry pocky

chocolate chips and oreos too.

Any of that stuff tickle your fancy?

botanthegrimreaper:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

botanthegrimreaper:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

oyusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

yusuketoughestpunkurameshi:

shizurutheretrosexualkuwabara:

Aaw, I’m not your favorite anymore. How sad.

excuse me while I endlessly rejoice.

I could make you a priority if you’d like. Don’t you worry, I’m on…

:|

Seriously, Kurama?

You’re hopping on this game too?

Hnnng.

Well no, Koenma hasn’t drained that spirit out of me. So fuck off, alright?

>|

/Giggles/ Its just playful teasing ^__^

Ch, “playful”.

Riiight.

/Barely shoves/ Stop, negativity is Hiei’s job. /Stick tongue out/

Well, he’s not exactly here right now, is he?

And if he was, apparently I would be trying to get it on with him. ffff.